We have the best government that money can buy.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.