When I left the house to become an actress, my mother literally flung her body across the door and said, 'You're killing me!' It was a very strict household. That can be okay, but there was also no nourishment, either.
More Quotes by Loretta Swit
Don't buy furs: that's No. 1. You can start with that. Then spay and neuter your pets. We destroy millions of them a year. Go to an animal shelter for a cat or dog. And read a book about how to care properly for your particular pet.
Remember this about the Korean War: The men were drafted; the women volunteered.
You only know what you know.
It's never too late to go out and get that feeling back.
If you're 90 and look good in a mini-skirt, go for it. What is 'age appropriate'? Such nonsense. My mother lived to 106, so what's middle-age? Seventy is the new 50.
Alan Alda is a dear friend, nothing like the cynical, bitter Hawkeye.