Don't buy furs: that's No. 1. You can start with that. Then spay and neuter your pets. We destroy millions of them a year. Go to an animal shelter for a cat or dog. And read a book about how to care properly for your particular pet.

Remember this about the Korean War: The men were drafted; the women volunteered.

You only know what you know.

It's never too late to go out and get that feeling back.

If you're 90 and look good in a mini-skirt, go for it. What is 'age appropriate'? Such nonsense. My mother lived to 106, so what's middle-age? Seventy is the new 50.

Alan Alda is a dear friend, nothing like the cynical, bitter Hawkeye.