I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

More Quotes by Larry Hagman

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

If you do your research on hot springs all over the world, they're usually places of peace. People, even in warring nations and so forth, they'll go and live in peace together around the hot springs, which were always considered medicinal. I firmly believe in water therapy.

If I really had to pinpoint my happiest days out of the United States, I'd choose those Fifties military days in Britain, particularly my time in South Ruislip. I had a ball.

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

I admit the last couple of years shows were not up to par.