I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night.
More Quotes by Judah Friedlander
As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.'
I am the greatest marital artist in the world.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything.