No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats.
More Quotes by Judah Friedlander
As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.'
I am the greatest marital artist in the world.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything.