Washington is filled with people making other people's arguments for money.

More Quotes by Jon Lovett

When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles and some kind of oxygen chamber, and he used to be black, but he made himself white, and he was nuts. That was Michael Jackson in full. Wacko Jacko.

When in doubt, mock the powerful, not the powerless.

I personally believe that Donald Trump being elected president is a national emergency and a crisis that stems from a great cascade of failures.

Life tests our willingness, in ways large and small, to tell the truth.

Sometimes you're going to be inexperienced, naive, untested, and totally right. And then, in those moments, you have to make a choice: is this a time to speak up, or hang back?

I'll always cringe remembering those little embarrassing moments when I said something dumb on a conference call, when my inexperience poked through, when I should have been more solicitous of the judgment of those around me. They're a reminder that it's not mutually exclusive to be confident and humble, to be skeptical and eager to learn.