Sometimes, if I don't write for a day or two, I get backed up - it's like constipation.
More Quotes by Joe R. Lansdale
If you don't toot your own horn, it goeth untooted.
People who grew up on my books are now able to get the point across to others that they're worth reading.
I think I built my reputation by not worrying about it.
I don't plot, and I don't plan. I like to be surprised like the reader.
A lot of friends I went to school with were criminals.
I tried to draw and write comics when I was four. By the time I was nine, I had written my first story - about my dog, of course.