Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'

More Quotes by Jen Lancaster

There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long term disability insurance, but do it anyway. Trust me, the stress of not having done the above is prematurely aging.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they don't understand how their actions impact others.

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.