There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.

I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974.

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

I enjoy doing nothing.

I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.