I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

More Quotes by Graham Norton

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.