I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

More Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.