Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.