Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

When I left the work world, I started designing my dream house. I dived into architecture and bought seven vacant lots. My plan was to build one house, move in, and build the next. If the next was better, I'd move in and sell the previous one - so on and so forth.

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.

The arts are an even better barometer of what is happening in our world than the stock market or the debates in congress.

The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes ah, that is where the art resides.