To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Why are people afraid of ghosts? 'Ooh, no, I wouldn't want to see one! I'd be too scared' - accompanied by a tremolo of fear in the voice - is the common reaction. This puzzles me. I'd think anyone would welcome he opportunity. I've never heard of a ghost hurting anybody.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.