I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play.

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.