One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.

More Quotes by Daniel Mallory Ortberg

I attended an evangelical Christian university on the outskirts of suburban Los Angeles and by the time of my graduation was neither evangelical nor Christian.

Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.

A lot of my creative energy is spent coming up with a concept that, once I get it, I feel like it writes itself.

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12.

I spent the first 22 years of my life absorbing everything, like a big disgusting cell, and now I'm disgorging it with jokes added out into the world. That's a really gross metaphor.