With real estate, it's location, location, location. In public speaking, it's acoustics, acoustics, acoustics.

More Quotes by Christopher Buckley

It's odd to think of yourself as an orphan at 55.

We live - on a spinning planet in a world of spin.

Pop was a devout Roman Catholic; I'm a lapsed Catholic. I'm not the village atheist, but I exert my right not to believe, and I doubt I would have been very public about that were he still alive, simply just so as not to hurt his feelings.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

The cliche in American politics is that one week is an eternity.

I'd worked at the White House for two years, and I'd read a bunch of White House memoirs because everybody who works at the White House, even for five minutes, writes a memoir usually not less than 600 pages long - and never without the word 'power' in the title.