My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.