I wrote three books about growing up in the Bronx.

More Quotes by Carl Reiner

'New Girl' is funny. I love Zooey Deschanel. She's the most charming thing around.

Every morning, I would actually look at the obituaries before I had breakfast. And as a joke I said if I was not in it, I would have the breakfast.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

The key to longevity is to interact with other people.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

The death of your beloved is the hardest time of all.