I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.