Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

More Quotes by Art Donovan

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football.

I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.