In an ideal world, I'd be able to do my shows in my pajamas. Luckily I've got one of the best stylists in the business, Rebecca Allen - she knows what looks good on camera and gives it a sexy kick.

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?

Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?

I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'.