When I was five I said I wanted to be either a funny man or on an advert.
More Quotes by Angus Deayton
I appear to have had more comebacks than Status Quo.
Football is my first love - Man United, not comedy.
I fell into presenting after doing about a decade of parody shows of presenter-based shows, and a lot of it was me parodying a presenter, so when I started doing 'Have I Got News For You', I carried on that persona.
I find it baffling that for years and years I got tremendous stick for the amount of money I earned.
The Sun once did 20 things you never knew about Angus Deayton - and I didn't know 16 of them.
I live 300 yards away from my ex and son. I see them all the time. We all went away on safari recently.