If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.

More Quotes by Alexis Stewart

The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.

Hugging is not my shtick.

If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back.

If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method.

I'm very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?