Benito Mussolini created the word 'fascism.' He defined it as 'the merging of the state and the corporation.' He also said a more accurate word would be 'corporatism.' This was the definition in Webster's up until 1987 when a corporation bought Webster's and changed it to exclude any mention of corporations.

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

The living nightmare for a red state NASCAR driver would be a gay French driver.

I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave.

That's always the trick with the sequels, is how much do you repeat from the first one. Because we all get bummed out when you go see a sequel and it's beat for beat.

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.