You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
My first car was a motorcycle.