A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.

I'll give you my answer calmly and sensibly, my final answer. My final answer is finally no. The answer is no! Absolutely and finally no! Finally and positively no! No! No! No! N - O!

A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn't have said.

If you don't get killed, it's a lucky day for anybody.

Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?

You must never throw away things that are worth good money.