Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If you think you are too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.
African proverbs
A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
Jay Leno
Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice.
William J. Mayo
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
You cannot make an ass drink if he is not thirsty.
French proverbs
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Napoleon Bonaparte
If silly things were not done, intelligent things would never happen.
Tom Peters
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama
I'm not young enough to know everything.
J.M. Barrie
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
G.K. Chesterton
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
Norman Cousins
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.
Charles Dickens
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle
