Zsa Zsa Gabor

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.