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Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.

A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.

If you done it, it ain't bragging.

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.

Character is the result of a system of stereotyped principles.

Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.

True change takes place in the imagination.

It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.

If you're not first, you're last.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

All warfare is based on deception.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.