Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day.

A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in.

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

You write with ease to show your breeding, but easy writing's curst hard reading.

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

Do thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine.

Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked.

Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer.

Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

Be just before you are generous.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I'm called away by particular business - but I leave my character behind me.

For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!

There is nothing on earth so easy as to forget, if a person chooses to set about it. I'm sure I have as much forgot your poor, dear uncle, as if he had never existed; and I thought it my duty to do so.

Those that vow the most are the least sincere.

Pity those who nature abuses; never those who abuse nature.

You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest.

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.

That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword.

The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.

The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of, by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered it as its greatest excellency.

I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.

My valor is certainly going, it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out as it were, at the palms of my hands!