I'm so unqualified to be a family therapist.
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Mae Martin
Profession:
Comedian
Born:
May 2, 1987
Nationality:
Canadian
Quotes by Mae Martin
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What audiences see is a curated version of myself.
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Mae Martin
A Canadian comedian once told me that when you first go out there to imagine that you're actually just going back out for the encore, that all the clapping is because they've already seen you do your thing and they want to see more. You can train your mind to do anything.
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Mae Martin
It's very weird trying to imagine yourself as a 'comedy character.'
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Mae Martin
I love the comedy world and really grew up in green rooms, so I wanted to show the positives and negatives.
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Mae Martin
If you never, or rarely, see your experience depicted in art or pop culture then you can begin to feel isolated or separate; Othered. So, representation is super important.
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Mae Martin
I have the armour of self-worth that comes from having open-minded parents who felt there was nothing wrong with me.
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Mae Martin
I'd love to write more observational comedy but the stuff people seem to respond to is the most personal so it's snowballed from there.
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Mae Martin
In my pantheon of comedy idols there's maybe six people: Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brian, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Martin Short. Lisa is at the top.
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Mae Martin
It's exhausting trying to impress someone and be a version of yourself that might be attractive to them.
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Mae Martin
I love 'Titanic', I love 'Romeo & Juliet', those are my favourite films, and so it's crazy to think that people wouldn't connect with 'Feel Good', it's just a love story.
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Mae Martin
I can't tell you how much money I waste on plaid shirts, whisky that I hate the taste of, and Moleskine notebooks that I never write in.
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Mae Martin
We're all severely addicted to our phones... it's not glamorous or always harrowing even, it's just damaging.
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Mae Martin
I like to do shows that open a dialogue.
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Mae Martin
I dropped out of school when I was 14 and I was hanging out with comedians in their thirties. I moved out of home and had some real lows.
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Mae Martin
Being on stage at the Soho Theatre is hard to beat.
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Mae Martin
How can I tell if I was born hating coconut or developed a hatred of coconut because my father distrusted it as an ingredient?
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Mae Martin
If you bite and chew the peel of a banana, then eat the fruit of the banana itself, you will find that it tastes like a tomato. I swear.
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Mae Martin
Bette Midler was my first love, and the intensity of those feelings remain.
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Mae Martin
As a child I wanted to be a kind of hybrid of Ferris Beuller, Ace Ventura, Bette Midler, and Lucille Ball.
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Mae Martin
Don't edit yourself too much. Don't be afraid of looking stupid, 'cool' is so rarely funny I think. And just do it! Do as many gigs as you possibly can, and watch as many gigs as you possibly can. You'll get the rhythm of it in your head and make lovely friends.
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Mae Martin
If I had met Bette Midler, I wouldn't be answering these questions right now because I'd have spontaneously combusted and gone to heaven.
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Mae Martin
Talking about darker stuff from my life was definitely very cathartic and at times confronting.
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Mae Martin
It's a universal experience to be compulsively doing something that's damaging your life.
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Mae Martin
You're basically getting on stage and asking people, 'Do you guys like me? Do you like who I am?' But you grow pretty thick skinned. And the less scared you seem, the more people like you anyway.
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Mae Martin