Laura Schlessinger

I pretty much preach, teach and nag.

A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality emotion and energy left for their children, much less their husbands.

When men or women make their work their top priority and become hostile to the normal, natural needs of their children and spouse - obviously, something is wrong.

It is typical of women to fester and ferment over disappointments, slights, annoyances, angers, etc.

For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.

One thing I've been happy as peach pie about - because I'm all about the children and the happiness of a woman because that makes the happiness of the home - is that nannies, day cares and babysitters are all collapsing, which is forcing moms and dads to raise their children at home.

I was in college in the '60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.

We all have to make choices in life.

Once the kids are in school, it's amazing what you can do.

Some people seem to see compassion as being mushy.

Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing.

I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.

My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son.

Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things.

We all do stupid things.

I'm not cynical.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. 'Choice.'

I'm involved in so many different things, and there are so many profound reactions to what I do because I am big counter culture.

My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.

There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.

There are so many ways to talk with the people who appreciate my help.

It's humbling and enthralling to know your legacy when you're alive.

I've got a full life.

I really am a woman at peace.

I'm kind of an antsy person.

We all get self-centered.

I talk every day about doing the right thing.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

It amazes me that talking about traditional values is controversial, but it seems to be.

I am married.

I love revenge.

If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.

I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

I've made the decision not to do radio anymore.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

I'm not surprised by hardly anything anymore.

Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.

Children are not a right, they are a privileged obligation.

Psychology doesn't like to talk about evil. It likes to talk about bad childhoods. But I very much believe that some people are evil and motivation is not necessary for evil.

Values are principles and ideas that bring meaning to the seemingly mundane experience of life. A meaningful life that ultimately brings happiness and pride requires you to respond to temptations as well as challenges with honor, dignity, and courage.

Gay activists claim that because I don't subscribe to their political agenda, I am a homophobe, meaning I have a mental disorder - because that is what phobias are.

Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime.

Radio is in my blood.

Guys are very simple.

Everything I say is true.