Konrad Adenauer

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue.

The rare case where the conquered is very satisfied with the conqueror.

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.