Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Netflix is just wonderful.

E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

My children do not know what it's like to flip around channels. They either go to Netflix, Apple TV, or they pull up YouTube, and they can watch their shows.

When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.

I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.

I knew I was good at sports, and I knew I loved acting and performing, so I really dove into that, and school always became secondary.