Dan Bilzerian

I just think it would be interesting. I already applied to be a substitute teacher.

I personally prefer girls from the Midwest. They're more appreciative. They haven't been on 50 private jets and been to Dubai 'every three weeks.

People like a look into the lifestyle of someone who has a lot of freedom.

Sometimes I feel like a 16-year-old who's got a blank check.

You just get pickier. I think that's true of everything. Money, toys, girls - all the hedonistic stuff. You just raise the bar.

I don't pressure anyone to do anything for me.

At the end of the day if you want to effectively market to a target group, you're not going to appeal to everybody. Those companies that try and cater to everybody, end up making everybody not care.

Having attractive women is very appealing to most men.

I wasn't super-cool in high school.

I didn't take a conventional path.

Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.

It just seems like it would be kinda cool to be able to actually teach kids important stuff.

I'm not super-political.

I believe in the Constitution.

I appreciate people trying to stand up for animals.

I gave up hunting a long time ago.

It's pretty obvious I love animals.

If shooting exploding targets use only in intended use containers.

Just because you can buy an exploding target, does not mean that it is legal to mix and explode.

Public lands are for everyone's use. Be responsible when shooting and clean up the area you were shooting in so others can enjoy the land.

My relationship with my dad was a little rocky, sure. The time that I spent with him was basically two hours of Little League practice, six or seven days a week, from the age of five until whenever. If we lost, there was no talking the whole way home. But that seemed normal to me.

Anything that we can do to help men be more confident, I think that's going to be a net positive.

A lot of my audience is aspirational as far as getting girls.

I mean I have expensive clothing, I just don't wear it.

There was a period where I was wearing MMA shorts a lot 'cause I was doing two-a-day sessions.

Guys are attracted based on looks 95% of the time. Girls are almost the opposite. Looks are a smaller factor. They're more attracted to a confident guy, or a successful guy, or someone who makes them laugh, or makes them feel comfortable.

Yeah I got all sorts of guns. I got functional guns, I got guns for looks, I got hunting rifles, and everything in between.

Climbing the mountain is always more fun than sitting at the top. It's just you have to find different mountains to climb.

I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker.

If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I'd be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play with T-ballers.

As an avid shooter remember to shoot responsibly and follow the rules.

I've always said I think I'm a totally normal guy.

I think I'm pretty misunderstoood.

I actually bought a laser hair removal machine so I can do it in my house.

I normally don't wake up until 1 P.M. and I'm not about to screw with my biorhythm.

It's not smart to get caught without a gun.

I used to play baseball with Jake Owen when I was a kid.

My dad's not the most normal thinking person. It's not normal to need to make millions or billions of dollars.

All the kids in school taunted me, 'Your dad's going to jail,' and I believed my parents when they said no it wouldn't happen. Then one day I was driving into school with him, which was weird because my mom always took us. And he was like, 'yeah, I'm going to jail.'

I'm like a big kid. But it's not like a called myself the Instagram King. I put up what people want to see and that just happened.

That's probably why I've become popular, because everyone's view of me is extremely polarized.

A girl has to be super-hot now for me to be even semi-interested.

Normally, I always had a machine gun in my car and a bulletproof vest.

Be yourself, be an individual - people are scared to be themselves.

Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don't really have that - and it's also a little bit taboo.

Honestly, I try to stay away from the famous chicks and L.A. girls in general.

I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.

I just try to be authentic.

Any successful company has female models.

Everything's been great since college.