Chris March

Most of the commissions that I get are either corporate jobs or celebrity jobs. Like, Wishbone had me make a whole fashion show - the clothes were all made out of real salad ingredients.

My friends know that if they need help, they can come to me.

I don't want to make people cry - unless it's with happiness.

'Project Runway' made my name more high-profile. I've gotten to work with a lot of different celebrity clients that I never would have otherwise.

I think safely experiencing fear by watching a horror movie makes real life a little less frightening.

My number one horror movie is the '60s British version of 'Ten Little Indians.' This movie scared me to death when I was a kid - I still dream about it.

I don't want to design something that everybody else would do. I want to design something that's bigger or better or funnier or more beautiful.

I've been fascinated with Stevie Nicks for a long, long time. I've written 'Stevie Nicks' inside everything I've made for the past 20 years.

A lot of times, people are simply interested in seeing me because I was on television.

If a wig is funny when it's two feet tall, why not make it three feet tall? Or ten?

'Mad Fashion' follows the everyday workings of me and my workshop, where we make fashion, costumes, props, and couture!

A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit!

I once made a giant six-foot can of Crisco that a person had to dance in and that had an Elvis wig on top.

When I find stuff that's interesting, I try to get a hold of it so that when I do need to make something really cool, I have it on hand.

When you make giant things for people, they don't always fit; they're not always happy with something that's that big or that kind of outrageous compared to what they usually wear.

I get a lot - a lot - of requests to make things that are like Lady Gaga. Like, 'I'm a 9-year-old girl in Wisconsin. Please dress me like Lady Gaga. How much would this cost?'

Somebody somewhere decided to put me on TV without really thinking twice about it.

I think that fashion, in general, is a world of super-heightened glamour, and when you talk about super-heightened glamour, the first thing that comes to mind is a drag queen.

I watch a lot of shows on Bravo - I'm not just saying that. I love 'Top Chef.' I love 'Real Housewives of Atlanta.' That's my favorite.

I learned how to break the rules without asking.

Even though I love fashion and would love to be a fashion designer, I don't live and breathe fashion every day of my entire life.

It's not necessarily all about commercial success. It's about inspiring in the world and having what you do seen as art and a contribution to the world.

Certainly, it's not unprecedented in the fashion world to use human hair on clothing.

In the past, I have approximated the look of monkey fur and yak hair with human hair because it's inexpensive, and it lasts a long time.

I was in 'Christmas with the Crawfords' with Joey Arias. I did that for six years, so I have a holiday show mentality a little bit.