Brandi Glanville

Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children.

As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve.

Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person and when I was on the show I did a lot of her dirty work for her.

When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.

All my black friends can't swim. Is that bad?

I'm really hygienic.

If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.

I think the most important thing that you can do when you're newly separated, or just out of a relationship, is put your foot back in the water. Don't be afriad. Get out there. Life is too short!

You know, I've done so much of my life in front of cameras... I wanted to show a different side of me. And I put it all out there anyway, so why not put my love life out there?

Everything I do is for my children.

I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.

I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.

I wanted to create clothing that I would wear - that I truly want to wear - but which would also fit my active lifestyle.

I'd rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I'm not in love with.

I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.

I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.

I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.

I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.

Truth is, I'm stronger on my own.

It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.

Just being a model and having been shipped off to Paris at 17, I wish my mom could have been at some of those photo shoots because there are some creepy people out there.

I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it's just timing- wise.

Unfortunately we were living beyond our means. I didn't do the bills, I didn't have any idea what our financial situation was. We had the cars, the boat, the motorcycles and the houses. I didn't even know. And then when we got a divorce there wasn't a lot of money to split up and what there was, was spent on the divorce. It was really difficult.

I'm happy to take care of my family.

I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.

So I did 'Celebrity Big Brother' and while I was locked in a house with crazy people I came out and Denise had actually gone to my agency and got with my agent. And my agent told me, hes like, 'Yeah, I have Denise Richards. That's so exciting, right?' I go, 'So basically you hired my competition. That's amazing.'

I had a couple years of depression. I started drinking too much. I had to up my antidepressants. I cried all day, every day, and I lost weight. But I had to take care of two kids. It wasn't about me anymore.

Everyone wants to know why my top lip doesn't move... I had laser hair removal on my upper lip, oh gosh, 2009, maybe 2008, and I got a third-degree burn. And my face on the right side doesn't move the way my face on the left side moves. So, that is why.

It's not fun to watch someone that you used to love kind of go down.

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.

If anyone said anything sideways about my children, I would literally be in jail like, just straight up.

I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.

I hate it when other people think they're better than you because they know your name because they can Google you.

I love makeup; I love fashion.

Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.

I've definitely over-filled and I've definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y'know, there's no shame in my game.

But I don't hold grudges.

There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.

But I try to say things that are the truth, and I don't hold back, and sometimes it does get me into trouble.

I'm a jokester.

Unfortunately, my age on Tinder says 28, and we all know I'm not that, but I don't know how to change it! So, every time I match with someone, I have to say, 'You know I'm 46, right?'

I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.

I love beautiful people.

Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.

I maybe trust too much.

I need to be able to save some money, so I can buy a house.

Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.

The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.

It's not a hard job to be yourself.

My friends all know this: I'm an open book.