Billy Mays

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

The infomercial business has been good to me.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Long live your laundry!

I love beautiful wood.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

I've done well for myself.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.