I just worship Madonna. As, like, a young gay kid growing up in the '80s and '90s... I was at the Blond Ambition tour with my parents vogue-ing up in the mezzanine at the Nassau Coliseum.
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Billy Eichner
Profession:
Comedian
Born:
September 18, 1978
Nationality:
American
Quotes by Billy Eichner
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It's been a very strange trajectory because I struggled for so many years. I mean, I was doing these videos, I was doing these live shows, I had a lot of fans in New York, the press would write about me, but I couldn't get a paying job, and so my father and I were really like a team.
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I learned early on that 'Billy on the Street' is a great lesson in 'Don't judge a book by its cover.'
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Things pop out of people's mouths that you wouldn't expect them to say, so I've stopped trying to guess ahead of time who might be interesting to talk to.
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I don't mean to sound like a Pollyanna, but for me, New York is the ideal because of the diversity here. 'Billy on the Street' is really informed by that.
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I'm a very outside-the-box kind of guy.
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No one puts higher expectations on themselves than I do.
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I did start out as an actor. I went to Northwestern; I did musicals. I did plays.
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'Billy on the Street' is the hardest thing that I will ever do.
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Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fat guy, but at least he has a beautiful wife - they balance it out.
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It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it.
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When I came out to my parents, I knew that they knew. My father was like, 'Are you sure?' I literally said, 'You took me to see Barbra Streisand at Madison Square Garden.'
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I loved 'Solid Gold!'
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I came out to my parents when I was a junior in college. And it was pretty fine. They were more concerned with why I wasn't dating anyone. But now I'm 36, and I still don't date anyone.
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I have a vivid memory of loving Keith Hernandez, the first baseman for the '86 Mets. I grew up in Queens, so when the Mets won the World Series that year, it was a big deal.
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You grow older, you evolve.
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Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.
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Society would be better off if Billy Eichner started getting more dramatic work.
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I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.
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My favorite Tyler Perry movie? Ugh, how can you decide? For me, it's basically like: Kurosawa, Tyler Perry, Martin Scorsese, in that order.
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I did see one Tyler Perry movie in the theater. My friends and I went to see, I believe it was, 'Why Did I Get Married?'
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I have this ongoing obsession with Meryl Streep.
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I would never be a contestant on my own show. I would never speak to me, and I'd never sign the release.
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I do not like not having Wi-Fi in general, but certainly not on a plane. I fall apart.
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I've actually enjoyed my time in L.A. more than a New Yorker is supposed to.
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If you're pretty, you want to be ugly. If you're loud, you want to play quiet. You always want to challenge people's expectations.
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I just love Stephen Colbert. He's a genius.
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'Billy on the Street' is a very exhausting show to do, as you can imagine, but it's worth it.
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I think 'Billy on the Street' is a big show, but why do a show if you won't make it original and unique and powerful?
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I always want to lead with comedy but hopefully be able to sneak my message through at the same time.
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You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.
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To me, what the 'Billy on the Street' persona is, is me as a 12-year-old.
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I like good movies, and I love theater, and things that I grew up loving, I still love.
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I only scream if screaming is deserved.
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If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.
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We need to take a breath and find big ways and small ways to get active.
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I like being in my New York bubble. It's the best bubble!
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There are people who have huge YouTube followings - whose every post gets hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of hits. But I don't think that's having the same impact as someone who has a regular presence on television, or both.
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I was obsessed with award shows and made charts and graphs and stuff when I was 7 years old. I found the entertainment business hilarious, ridiculous, and alluring - and my parents supported it, for better or worse.
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My father would read me Page Six instead of, like, kids' stories.
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Jim Carrey and Steve Carell did dramatic roles. I look up to them. You want a career like that.
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You can't be a great comedian without having self-awareness about others or your own faults. You need a strong sense of self and view on the world. That's what great actors have, too.
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I do take for granted, probably, the fact that I grew up in New York City, one of the most liberal places on earth, with bleeding-heart, liberal parents who took me to see 'Rent' and Terrence McNally plays from a very young age.
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We have to remain vigilant and loud and stay consistently engaged with our representatives and the political process every single day, on both a macro and micro level.
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Our new vice president, Mike Pence, is one of the most blatantly anti-LGBT politicians in the country, and most, if not all, of Trump's cabinet is anti LGBT equality as well.
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Probably the most common question I get is, 'Who's your dream guest?' That's kind of annoying because there isn't one.
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When I was child, I was intoxicated by celebrities, showbiz and theatre, but from a child's perspective, where they seem far away.
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'Billy on the Street' is a persona. It's crafted; it has writers. It's a mixture of performance art and comedy.
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I had about five years as a gay guy in New York after college before the whole Grindr explosion happened, where people were still going out to meet each other.
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I think there's a fear once things start to blow up - as the people say - that if you stop for a second, it will all go away.
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