Bam Margera

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

I want to make my own movie.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

I don't like Paris so much.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

It's kinda all about image.