Arden Myrin

I never had a Plan B.

A lot of men are competitive about being funny.

I'm into real food, and that includes real butter.

I think you need a little fat in your diet.

I don't need to be on the cover of 'Maxim.' But I want to feel good, and I do.

My sweet tooth was so bad, it was rotten. So I had to have it pulled. For me, with sugar, it's all or nothing. So I had to cut it out.

I love bolos levedos. I literally can't have a bag of them in my house because I'll eat them all in an hour.

I like the seamy underbelly of things.

My big dream has always been to write and create my own things.

New York is my favorite city.

I grew up in this tiny town in Rhode Island, and we didn't have cable. We had three TV stations, and one of them would play old movies. That's what I would watch, and I always wanted to be, like, Myrna Loy in 'The Thin Man.'

As a character actor, you go out for all different kinds of things.